Wednesday, July 27, 2005

    Kennedy Receives Honors


    United States Senator Edward Kennedy was honored yesterday in a party hosted by the ALJazeera Arabic News Channel. Honors were bestowed upon Senator Kennedy for his devotion to the Arabic people and their Jihad cause.
    7/26/2005 11:00:00 AM GMT - American Senator Edward Kennedy was honored by Al Qaeda representatives and our own Dr. Htuomtihs Al Gratin. A wonderfully large buffet was spread for Senator Kennedy, a know lover of food. Sagali Shevid Polo, Ab-gousht, Chelo Safeed, Kabab kubideh, Abgusht, Ash, Mast, Kuku, and Kufteh Tabrizi were just a sample of what was served up for Jihad's favorite chubby celebrity.

    Senator Kennedy was honored for his commitment to raise the awareness of the evil of the United States and her allies, as well for his efforts to defame what many had seen as once a great Christian nation - now the infidels. Islamic leader Al Daehtihs Mojo Kazii led the after dinner amusements with jokes about America and America's soldiers. Senator Kennedy had laughed throughout the night, and thanked everyone for the gold plated Koran awarded to him, and promised a female would be the next president, one that would further help the cause.

    Upon leaving the festivities Mohammed Ja Whumppu whispered how impressed he was that someone with a family criminal background, and a murderer himself (Chappaquiddick) at a younger age, could have made it so far into the political structure of the United States. "You have to be willing to do a lot of bribing. It also helps to have the unions in my pocket".

    Senator Kennedy, whatever you are doing you do it well. Keep up the good work for us. - Al Jazeera

    9 comments:

    carla said...

    Did you actually go to that link before you posted it?

    Nowhere can I find this story on Kennedy at that link.

    It's pretty sad that you have to make stuff up in order to beat up on Kennedy.

    JustaDog said...

    I get some of my news from the same sources as CBS, NBC, and ABC. You do trust their sources, don't you?

    loboinok said...

    Thanks for adding me to your blogroll, I shall return the favor. I like your site.

    The Rambling Taoist said...

    I get some of my news from the same sources as CBS, NBC, and ABC. You do trust their sources, don't you?

    That's NOT the point. You provided a specific link to corroborate your "news flash". Unfortunately, the link provided doesn't corroborate ANYTHING you wrote. Not only that, but you smugly replied to Carla by inferring this "story" could be found on CBS, NBC or ABC.

    Well, guess what? I've spent the last 15 minutes searching for this story on Google. The ONLY reference I have found is on THIS very blog. So, it appears that you have made the whole thing up. If it is a REAL story, then you should ar least provide folks with a legitimate link. If you can't produce one, then you don't have much credibility.

    JustaDog said...

    Did you demand the sources of Dan Rather? Did you demand the sources from Newsweek? You make your demands for sources, but your demands are only one sided - as predictable. You are so very predictable.

    My sources are as legit as those of CBS, NBC, ABC, and Newsweek. They are also as confidential.

    The Rambling Taoist said...

    Again, I suggest you read a citation you made on another thread. To wit, "Woe to those who are wise in their own eyes, and clever in their own sight! (NAS, Isaiah 5:20-21)"

    JustaDog said...

    LOL - I just love when these anti-Christian socialists get so desperate they resort to quoting scriptures, LOL

    The Rambling Taoist said...

    I just love when these anti-Christian socialists get so desperate they resort to quoting scriptures

    Hey! This is EVEN better than that!! I'm quoting YOU who quoted scripture. I'm pointing out that it might do you some good to try to comprehend some of the things YOU write. Hmm. Maybe it was simply a cut-and-paste job -- you never actually read (or UNDERSTOOD) the citation YOU yourself posted trying to make a point?

    JustaDog said...

    LOL - It is even better yet when they run out of words and have to attempt to use someone else's words - think they call that plagiarism, LOL

    Besides poor little socialist, whether you quoted scripture I used or someone else the fact remains - you are so desperate that you quote the Bible - the very thing you hate! LOL

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