Friday, December 10, 2004

    It's Friday Retirement Time! (No. 4)

    Fidel Castro, Dictator, Cuba - Time to move on Fidee. You've oppressed your people for an entire generation. It's obvious no one has told you but the Russian empire you thought you'd be a big part of just ain't going to happen. Consider doing a 180 and let your people enjoy Capitalism - the USA will lift sanctions most likely. At 78 you really do need to let go. Get a wardrobe while you're at it!

    Salman al-Awdah, Saudi cleric - Another coward - you are just an evil ass. You've even signed a declaration making it an obligation for Muslims to join terror squads in Iraq, yet when your own son took you up on this you freaked and had the Saudi police arrest him and bring him back home. You professing clerics that preach hate and murder are a disgrace to your religion. What a worthless evil hypocrite you are. You are one that needs to retire from life, and I hope it's soon.

    Madeline Albright, Ex-secretary of state - You need to retire from the public view. It was during your reign that Osama bin Laden enjoyed his freedom to plan and plot. You let the North Koreans build up their nuclear weapons. You stuffed your face with Cheez Whiz while the 9/11 terrorists trained on our soil under your big nose. On your approval this country "staged a pre-emptive attack solely for purposes of regime change based on false information presented to the American people by Albright about a world leader who was not an imminent threat to the United States. Slobodan Milosevic wasn't even a latent, long-term, hypothetical threat." Just fade away and stop pretending to know what you're talking about!

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