The Liberal's 23rd Psalm

This is my adaptation of the 23rd Psalm for the lefties out there. I base this totally on fact of their policies (bigger government), beliefs, what they do and do not stand for - in other words, facts. Now we shall be led in the reading of the liberal's 23rd Psalm by the Queen of the Left:

The Government is my Shepherd; I shall always want and whine.
Thou maketh me to desire not to work;
Thou leadeth me to surrender my identity and self esteem.
Thou provideth me handouts;
Thou leadeth me to support all that is immoral and perverse.

Yea, though I live amongst wise conservatives,
I will always fear everything: For the left of what's right told me to;
Thy liberal court and activists, they comfort me.
Thou preparest my welfare check in the presence of honest workers;
Thou brainwash my head with propaganda and lies; My wallet runneth dry from donations;.

Surely socialism and defeat shall follow me all the days of my life,
And I will dwell in high taxes, fear, hate, oppression and defeat forever.