Monday, January 30, 2006

    The Liberal's 23rd Psalm

    This is my adaptation of the 23rd Psalm for the lefties out there. I base this totally on fact of their policies (bigger government), beliefs, what they do and do not stand for - in other words, facts. Now we shall be led in the reading of the liberal's 23rd Psalm by the Queen of the Left:

    The Government is my Shepherd; I shall always want and whine.
    Thou maketh me to desire not to work;
    Thou leadeth me to surrender my identity and self esteem.
    Thou provideth me handouts;
    Thou leadeth me to support all that is immoral and perverse.

    Yea, though I live amongst wise conservatives,
    I will always fear everything: For the left of what's right told me to;
    Thy liberal court and activists, they comfort me.
    Thou preparest my welfare check in the presence of honest workers;
    Thou brainwash my head with propaganda and lies; My wallet runneth dry from donations;.

    Surely socialism and defeat shall follow me all the days of my life,
    And I will dwell in high taxes, fear, hate, oppression and defeat forever.

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