Thank Your Local Globalist

Just a "Thank You" to all the socialists globalists extremists that have been pumping up the BS on Global Warming (or "Climate Change" if you can't explain the unusually cold winters we've been having). Your efforts have paid off in more capitalism in the green market!

BTW, Al Gore is turning to prayer:

Oh wondrous Earth Goddess,
Please hear my cry;
Your hurricane season has been so dry,
I'd hoped to hear that many died;

It would have help my false predictions,
Killer storms to bring infliction;

So please Earth Goddess hear my cry,
My ratings risk going dry;

And by the way dear Goddess Ertha,
Help my dope-head son would'cha?