Fat Ass Knickers - Little Prick Condoms

Presidential hopeful Democrat John Edwards isn't the only one that committed adultery and got caught. In the land down under an Australian woman is taking revenge on her cheating husband by auctioning his mistress's "huge" panties and his "size small" condom packet on eBay.

You can read the eBay posting here - including her story of how she found out about that tart's knickers.

A photograph shows the lacy black underpants, described as "size humongous" and the "size small" condom wrapper, which the woman found in her bed after her husband's alleged affair with a woman named Kylie.

The seller, named only as Anna from Queensland state, says next in line for auction will probably be her husband's Harley Davidson motorcycle "at a start price of 99 cents and, of course, with no reserve!" From her account on eBay:

Wife: What about these knickers then, what are they doing in our bed and whose are they?

Husband: Sorry love, I've been meaning to tell you for years but I am a closet transvestite and they are mine.

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