Monday, February 06, 2006

    So You Want To Be A Movie Star?

    Like I've mentioned in the past, I subscribe to all sorts of organizations and causes - from the extreme left (like hardcore socialist) to the extreme right. Last week I got an email from a movie producer soliciting for future stars. I know you're saying "hey JustaDog, there is all sorts of scum movies getting produced in that liberal homo-sexified-violent-anything-goes market so why would I want to?"

    Well, consider this post a public service to those that have no morals, no pride, no dignity. I can't give you a link to the mass email sent so I'll give you the link to the solicitation from Michael Moore himself - Send Me Your Health Care Horror Stories.
    Back to my invitation to be in my movie. Have you ever found yourself getting ready to file for bankruptcy because you can't pay your kid's hospital bill, and then you say to yourself, "Boy, I sure would like to be in Michael Moore's health care movie!"?
    Keep in mind, just like his previous movie Fahrenheit 9/11, it won't matter if your story is true or not. He does ask for "a short, factual account" just to make it sound official, but since medical records are private by Federal law, there's no way he will be required to prove anything! Cool huh? The only qualification is it must slam the USA and that we'd be better off with socialize medicine. I wonder if anyone will send him a story how they got horribly sick after watching his movie?

    I'm sure he'll get many juicy stories, especially if they involve children. Liberals love to exploit children to advance some cause (although they are more compassionate toward child abusers than children). I wonder how many of these horror stories relating to a lack of medical insurance will be balanced with the fact that many choose not to have coverage, yet rather have multiple cell phones, multiple televisions, cable TV, computers, smoke, drink - in other words - they elect to spend their money on things other than their children?

    O - the concept of balance is not in Michael's mind.

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