Saturday, August 05, 2006

    I Want One Of These!

    Watch out you big unionized gas-guzzling conglomerates - Tesla Motors is about to run you over. Started by PayPal co-founder Elon Musk, Google's Larry Page and Sergey Brin, and ex-eBay chief Jeff Skoll these forward-thinking capitalists continue to create and develop concepts for the good of all - something that is not in the dictionary of the liberal-socialist ideology of take, take, take - and quenching the concept of achievment.

    Going 0-60 mph faster than a Ferrari, this totally electric car also has a nice 250 mile range, with the fuel efficiency of 1 or 2 cents per mile. If you're on the open road with no one around you could test out the top speed of 130 mph!

    Leave those that have to wait in gas lines behind, paying $3 a gallon or more for their expensive dinosaur guzzlers. I don't do gas at all - no gas mower, no gas edger, no gas power blower (I sweep and don't blow my crap into the public street or into my neighbors area), no boats, no gas anything - except for a fuel-efficient Japanese vehicle. Hope Tesla can keep the union extortionists out!

    I'd gladly give that up if someone donates this Tesla car to me!

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