A big earthquake with the strength of 8.1 on the Richter scale has hit Mexico. Estimations are sixteen million Mexicans have died and over twenty million are injured.
The country is totally ruined and the government doesn't know where to start and is asking for help to rebuild. The rest of the world is in shock.
Canada is sending maple syrup, beer, and hockey pucks.
Saudi Arabia is sending oil, Korans, and Vaseline.
Other Latin American countries are sending burritos, lard, and Chalupa supremes.
The European community (except France) is sending some Euros, toilet paper (with instructions), and Q-Tips.
France is sending a good will card from Jacques Chirac and French breath mints (with instructions).
China is sending toothpaste (with instructions) and tires.
The U.N. is sending a bill for 3 trillion pesos to purchase carbon offset credits since the quake added to global warming, payable to Secretary-General Ban Ki-moon.
The United States, not to be outdone, is sending sixteen million Mexicans to replace the dead ones.
Oh happy day, they're back on their way!
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