Happy Meals To Become Queer Meals

I would have posted this yesterday but this is no joke. You can thank your Progressive Democrat neighbor and politician for "progressing" the moral culture of America.

McDonald's will phase out their once popular Happy Meals in favor of their Queer Meals for children. Jim Skinner says the children won't really notice much taste difference since all of the changes will be subliminal.

We will no longer support mixing a top bun with a bottom bun. Our new focus sandwiches will include two new choices - Dikeburgs will come with two top buns while Gayurgers will come with two butt-ends of the bun.

In exchange for recognition as a major promoter of the homosexual agenda McDonald's has given, and will continue to give, the National Gay & Lesbian Chamber of Commerce millions of dollars. Democrat Richard Ellis, VP of communications at McDonanld's USA and new NGLCC Board of Director member said:

I'm thrilled to join the National Gay & Lesbian Chamber of Commerce (NGLCC) team and ready to get to work. I share the NGLCC's HOT PASSION for business growth and development within the LGBT community, and I look forward to playing a role in moving these important initiatives forward.

A letter from the McDonald Corporation to World Net Daily:

"McDonald's is indeed a Corporate Partner and Organizational Ally of NGLCC. Our vice president of U.S. communications, Richard Ellis, was recently elected to its board of directors," said Heidi M. Barker, senior director of media relations for McDonald's. NGLCC describes itself as promoting the LGBT community first and always, including same sex marriage.

NGLCC gives credit to sponsors such as McDonald's for its financial and other support that helps in its work. "Through the commitment of our corporate partners, the NGLCC has been able to advance the ideas and causes of the LGBT business community," the Chamber said.