The Land Of Sau

It was the dark days of in the land of Sau. The Brailles had slowly changed the landscape of the land - making the sky darker and darker, and the people of Sau were in distress and became fearful.

It became clear the people were distressed and the Brailles also feared the people might come to realize the truth of their evil deeds. The elders of the Brailles gathered in secret and decided the people needed a new god. The elders reasoned if they could create this god they could control the people of Sau.

The elders of Brailles commissioned the Dee-En-See to create a new god.

The people of Sau must believe in something different - different from what we have been driving them to. We must continue our conquest of Sau and a new god will help.

The shrewd Dee-En-See found a person of the land of Depots laced with ivory and ebony. The Dee-En-See saw new hope for their conquest of Sau. They adorned their new god with rubies to represent experience, diamonds to represent equality, and sith to represent freedom.

The elders of the Brailles approved and built an altar before it and made proclamation -

Behold people of Sau - behold your deliverer! Behold your god - Maboa - that will deliver you from your distress! Your god Maboa is not the same but different and represents change.

If you worship Maboa then Maboa will grant your every wish and every prayer. You must cast away your gods of old and embrace Maboa.

The people of Sau, with their minds drunk and blinded by their distress and fear, rejoiced in their new god of change - Maboa.

For a time they danced and cried with joy in the streets and brought offerings of gold and silver, of their freedoms once known, their children. They worshiped their new god Maboa and swore allegiance to the deity created by the elders of Brailles - over their allegiance to their homeland of Sau.

As time passed the people of Sau realized their distress was worse than before Maboa came. The people of Sau grumbled, and the elders of the Brailles sent forth soldiers to protect the image of their god Maboa - cutting the tongues of anyone that dare speak against the god.

But the people of Sau eventually rose up and retook their land of Sau from the Brailles and beheaded the elders and cast the god creation of the Brailles into the hole of sith. The people of Sau learned never to compromise with the evil of the Brailles ever again, and to stand strong in their beliefs.

Eventually people of Sau removed the dark clouds of the Brailles that had all but destroyed their land and the light of the Son beamed life and freedom upon their land once again.

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It's A Mad House!

Every feel like yelling those words of Charlton Heston from Planet of the Apes? It seems like the politicians that are calling the shots and forcing the citizens to comply with their insanity are also getting people to realize this Democrat-controlled Congress is a Mad House!

The news on the bucks front is that Bush will leave with the biggest deficit in history. Anyone that has taken Government 101 will know that the President cannot spend taxpayer money that Congress hasn't voted for - so in reality Bush will leave office with the biggest Pelosi deficit in history.

The Democrat-controlled Congress has gone wild bailing itself out of the failed government programs with BILLIONS of your dollars that were suppose to bring homes to those that couldn't afford them and homes to those with poor repayment histories. This same government forced the private banking sector to be part of their grand scheme of "generosity", now with repercussions of the typical government mismanagement and destruction that always happens when government tries to pretend they know something about business.

Then you have BILLIONS that the Democrat-controlled Congress gave away to millions of people that did - absolutely nothing - to "fix" the economy. Nancy Pelosi and other Democrats want more checks sent out, but the fools know nothing about business nor what makes an economy work. You would think by now this stupid Democrat-controlled Congress would know you can't just throw money at something as if it were magic dust.

Then you have some Democrats that don't even care about real issues and are fueled by their hate of President Bush - like Ohio Congressman Dennis Kucinich - that thinks his dumb impeachment push is more important to Americans than our economy, healthcare, gas prices, employment, and our dependency on foreign oil. On his website he uses a figure of a gas pump to claim the price if they don't impeach is somehow linked to gas prices. Democrats are saying anything and everything to distract from reality.

How about Speaker of the House Nancy Pelosi - our country is falling apart economically, parents can barely buy their kids school supplies, gas prices are robbing families of needed money (over 70% of Americans want offshore drilling) - and this BITCH could care less - she's off giggling on a national tour to promote her new book! That is your caring Democrat-controlled Congress.

Democrats love to reminisce of how former "I let terrorists train in America" President Bill Clinton left with a budget surplus - they don't tell you the reason - it was a Republican-controlled Congress that limited Clinton and what he could spend.

The absolute worse economic record-setting debt and mismanagement has taken place in the last 1.5+ years of the Democrat-controlled Congress. They don't care about America - just their special interest fanatics. With all this debt the Democrat-controlled Congress is voting on spending BILLIONS for "international families" and UN projects!

Behold - the great Democrat Change for America - enjoy it - YOU voted them in!

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