Showing posts with label Al Franken. Show all posts
    Showing posts with label Al Franken. Show all posts

    Tuesday, September 25, 2007

    Ahmadinejad - Uncensored


    You've read some of the censored ramble of little Ahmadinejad, now here's the uncensored take.

    Q: Why did you want to go to ground zero in New York?
    Ahmadinejad: To lay a wreath and pay respect to the victims. Those Muslims that gave their lives flying into your buildings, bringing down the towers of Satan - they are heroes of Islam and of Iran, and they are the true victims that deserve respect. I bet the stupid Americans thought I cared about all those others - just workers for Satan - nope!

    Q: Are women free in Iran?
    Ahmadinejad: Oh yes, our women are free to procreate with their husbands, free to shop and prepare meals, free to take care of the children - so yes, they are free.

    Q: What about homosexuals?
    Ahmadinejad: In Iran we don't have homosexuals like in your country - I have them killed and tortured. Worshiping holy holes is not to be confused with homosexualism. In Islam, Allah has told us the male body is to be worshiped and the female body hidden.

    Q: Do your people have freedom to watch TV?
    Ahmadinejad: Yes, they are free to watch all the Al Franken, Dan Rather reruns, and Air America reruns they want - uncensored! We also allow our people to read The Nation and AlterNet freely as well.

    Q: Why don't you believe in the Holocaust?
    Ahmadinejad: What happens in Germany stays in Germany.

    Q: How many nuclear weapons are you planning to make?
    Ahmadinejad: I like little boys.

    Q: Why do you want Israel wiped off the face of the Earth?
    Ahmadinejad: Muslim and Judaism cannot co-exist, so one of us has to go and it ain't gonna be me!

    Q: Is it true you ate a double cheese bacon burger yesterday?
    Ahmadinejad: I like little boys.

    Friday, December 29, 2006

    My Predictions For 2007


    The coming New Year is just days away, so this will be my last post this year. I wish to impart my predictions of what 2007 will look like. Have a happy, safe, and prosperous New Year!

    Saddam Hussein - You don't need to worry about 2007, but you can dangle (pun intended) with the knowledge that President Bush outlasted you. UPDATE: Prediction confirmed (uncensored footage)!

    Air America - All but gone (a station in Madison, WI remains) will not be making a comeback, to the sadness of those liberals that feed on negative waves - especially fabricated. Poor Al Franken, President Bush outlasted you too.

    Muslim Terrorists - Will become empowered more than ever thanks to CAIR and the liberal courts of the USA. More of our taxs are going to pay for brainwashing sessions of government employees to "understand" the Muslim "needs". Expect more lawsuits for any infidel "abusing" Islam - something the Muslim World League now wants. Gee - I wonder if this little blog will be attacked by CAIR someday, LOL. To the Grand Muppet Sheikh Abdul Aziz Al-Asheikh: I will continue to expose your "religion" as the deadly, murdering, and oppressive crap that it is. Don't even try and suppress my freedom of speech!

    Hollywood - Expect the makings of some new movies like Saddam The Movie, Barack Obama and his Gay Church Membership, Barack Obama - Connected to the Mob, My Favorite Illegal Alien, Union Control - Deal or No Deal (ka boom)?

    Taxes - since the new Democrats will hold the power of the budget expect your taxes to go up, and up, and up. This increase will be directly tax hikes, removing tax deductions and credits (which will make you pay more taxes), increased costs (like Democrats putting huge taxes on corporations - that will then simply raise their prices to you and me), increased fees, etc.

    Government - expect local and federal government to get BIGGER than ever and have more control over people's lives than ever before. It will happen - it's a liberal government thing and there is nothing you can do (hey, you voted them in!)

    Public Schools - expect more money to go into that black hole and dumber and less qualified students to come out (but they will be more homo sensitive). All the union teachers, janitors, and the ever-growing supporting staff will be happier with their growing paychecks, so not a total lost huh?

    Social handouts - expect handouts to grow over budgets for police and infrastructure (roads, bridges, etc.). It is the liberal way.

    Illegal aliens - Some cities will continue to take steps to rid their cities of illegals but expect these attempts to be overturned if taken to a liberal court judge. Liberal judges will continue to allow illegals (criminals) to have "US Constitutional Rights" when in fact they do not. It is the liberal way.

    Christianity - expect the continuation of attempts to delete Christianity. Also expect Christianity to be redefined in the liberal courts - to embrace homosexuality and the liberal global agendas of eliminating capital punishment, open borders, huge social handouts (through taxpayers, not the Church of course). Expect increased murders by Muslims of Christians yet don't expect anyone to stop them or complain against them.

    Gun Control - expect renewed attempts to disarm the good citizens of the USA with this new batch of liberals in control. It is a liberal thing. Conservatives are starting to take stronger action against liberals that try to disarm them - but more is needed.

    Capital Punishment - already a joke in this country (except when Bush was governor of Texas) expect liberals to continue their attempts to protect the most dangerous criminals in society by pushing for the elimination of the death penalty. In states where it is legal don't expect much action when it comes to execution - there will be liberals nearby that will file all sorts of legal motions to delay or suspend the execution.

    Gay Marriage - no such thing but expect courts to legalize homosexuals to carry a marriage certificate as if they were a normal man and woman. The people in every state have voted this a big NO, but homo activists push it to the courts and eventually get some liberal judge that will overturn the constitutionally empowered rights of We The People.