WH Press Briefing by JustaDog

I think I would make a good Press Secretary. I would answer questions without trying to protect the person asking the question. I would be honest and direct. Answers without fear.

The following are real questions copy/pasted from a real White House Press Briefing held this past Monday, along with the way I would have answered them.

• Q: Well, on a broader face, why did the administration and the EPA refuse to take a position on whether greenhouse gases cause global warming?
  
• JustaDog: Intelligent Americans take offense at such a misleading question. Inserting terms that favor socialist agendas such as "global warming" into a question at the White House is a blatant attempt to give false credibility to a concocted scam. If you rephrase your question you can ask it again.
  

• Q: Back to war funding. As I'm sure you're aware, Senator Reid is now saying that he's signing on to the more stringent legislation, the Feingold legislation. Do you have a comment on that?
  
• JustaDog: Senator Reid has a drive to mandate failure. To him and his comrades success is not an option, nor is supporting the troops.
  

• Q: And just a little bit more on the American missing in Iran. It said -- the State Department said he had been missing since early March. Do you know why we're just hearing about this?
• JustaDog: I suppose because you should have been asking the State Department about missing people before you asked us. This is the White House, not the missing person department.
  

• Q: Another topic, the Supreme Court rejected one of the appeals by the Guantanamo detainees today. Does the Bush administration see that as some sort of a victory today?
• JustaDog: It's a victory for Americans - to know our great Constitution does not protect those that want to destroy us. Tell me - does the Supreme Court ruling make you sad?
  

• Q: Back on the Speaker's trip. Is it your view that her trip is, effectively, endangering U.S. troops in the region?
• JustaDog: Natzi Pelosi's trip empowered terrorist nations. Terrorists are already praising their victory with the New Democrat Party. However, aside from the public photo-ops her secret talks were to encourage Syria and neighboring Arab countries to increase their violence in Iraq - even if it meant to kill more Americans. This would help to discredit the push to help the new Iraqi government and turn more Americans against the conservatives. In return for their propaganda support to place a progressive Democrat into the White House, she promised concessions to the nations that sponsor terrorism, a reexamination of the USA alliance with Israel, and a promise to give special treatment and protection to all Muslims in America.
  
  It would have been better for her to visit our troops and show support for them instead of passing them over for a trip to a country that has helped to kill our troops.
  

Three Biggest Mistakes In Iraq

The world has many opinions about the anti-terrorist offensive in Iraq. There are two primary camps - one favors freedom and democracy and takes the position the offensive should not stop. The other camp doesn't see the radical Muslims as a threat at all, don't see democracy and freedom as essential, and takes the position of cut-and-run.

I am of the camp that believes in spreading freedom and democracy - to give people the chance to determine their own future. I see a conflict taking much longer than it should to generate results that could be better than they currently are. I don't see our mission there as a failure - I know there are those that embrace failure - even thrive on failure and misery and they must continue to generate it. I don't.

Mistake 1: Embedded media. This was a huge propaganda win for terrorists knowing the majority of embedded media was destined to embarrass, degrade, humiliate, nit-pick, and otherwise do all they could to broadcast only negative stories. When not enough negative stories could be spun, they manufactured false ones. Dump these worthless liberal fools!

Mistake 2: Monitoring. Troops were not allowed to do their jobs without scrutiny of reporters and outside organizations. This scrutiny was always one-sided, and always against American troops. It was a "damned if you do, damned if you don't" environment. Imagine doing your job with all sorts of people hovering over your shoulder taking pictures, notes, movies, questioning your every move, etc. I don't think you would like that - but that is what our troops have to endure. Let them do their job unrestricted. For example, just swarm in and kill Al Sadr and anyone standing in their way. Simple huh? But if they did every liberal would be screaming for an investigation. Screw the liberals and just get the job done!

War is not a TV soap opera. Our troops need to be totally free to accomplish their job, without restraint, without liberal politicians interfering, without liberal judges wanting to judge them. War is hell - it's suppose to be - but liberals have turned it into a political toy. Liberals are a sick, warped, careless group of baby-killing scum. Remove the liberal element and we will win.

Mistake 3: Exchange plan. There must be solid goals to transition the security of Iraq back to the government of Iraq and reduce the dependency on American troops. It's no different that handouts to homeless. If all you do is continue to give handouts there is no incentive for them to take care of themselves. Stop the handouts and they will be incentives. We must ensure countries like Iran and Syria are totally removed from the equation as well - or they will need extremely harsh persuasion.

Through it all true Americans must simply ignore those that thrive on failure: the liberals, the socialists, the anarchists, those that don't want democracy in the world, those that don't want women to have rights, and of course Muslims that want that ultimate global conquest.

Liberals and terrorists think and talk very much alike. Simple read what people like Natzi Pelosi, Ted Kennedy, Biden, Durbin, etc. - all liberal socialists - with an agenda to see democracy fail. Their words are even quoted in Al Jazeera. Your elected officials - the mouth pieces of the enemy.