What To Do With Your Funny Money

I call the money many will get from the faux stimulus package as funny money because it's simply a numerical value that has nothing of value backing it. This is why global businesses are reassessing whether or not they should stick with the US dollar. Most people don't care but they will - if the USD gets left behind.

In the mean time here's my advice:

DO:

• Put it into the highest interest account you have
  
• Put into your retirement account. This will give you a double bonus of being able to reduce your taxable income too!
  
• Buy some stock in some solid company that pays good dividends with a stock price that happens to be low right now - like GE
  
• Buy a book on business and/or economics and learn how the American government is destroying us - the liberal side of government.
  

DON'TS:

• Pay credit cards. Credit cards are unsecured debt and all you will be doing is handing money back to the bank. Yes, you should pay what you used but I would not use excess money (which the funny money is) to give back to the bank
  
• Spend it on frivolous junk
  
• Buy another cell phone - the one you have works fine
  
• Buy a big air conditioner because you are afraid of global warming. Al Gore hibernates in the winter but he will appear in the normal heat of summer to proclaim his fallacy, but don't worry - heat will be normal as it has been for hundreds of years.
  

And pleeeease - this is not a "Bush stimulus package". Only Congress can allocate money. Remember this as they give away over $1.7 BILLION to the United Nations - and that's just the base amount. Additional money will be given for such frauds as Darfur - where billions have already been given to government officials - than build themselves bigger mansions.

It's your money (if you're a tax payer) and mine. Is your candidate willing to spend even more? Now this little bit just received from a email from Democratic Senator Boxer:

I am also pleased that the Senate unanimously approved a bipartisan amendment to provide an additional $2.2 billion in funding for international affairs in FY08. The enacted FY08 International Affairs Budget totals $35.3 billion, including $1.7 billion for State Department international peacekeeping programs, a 10 percent increase over FY07.

Get use to it - it's how liberals work - just keep throwing (other people's) money away without accountability. If Obama or Clinton become president, you ain't seen noth'n yet!

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BTW, the UN has gone on record and is demanding the marijuana vending machines in California violate international treaties and should be shut down. Hmmm - watch out Los Angeles, UN troops might be coming your way!

Liberal Senators have requested the UN come onto American soil to monitor elections in the past, so with a liberal Congress AND a liberal President you might actually see UN representatives on US soil to make sure we Americans comply with global law.

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As if they can't spend our money fast enough President Bush wants to double the $15 BILLION "PEPFAR" program - aka, the AIDS in third world countries give-away. That's $30 BILLION for those without a calculator. I'm totally against this handout that's the result of people's sexual activities.

Not to be outdone the Democratic Congress wants to show they are more compassionate and up that to $45 BILLION. And you wonder why this country has money problems?

When will voters ever stop electing these IDIOTS!

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My Teacher Is Uh Nappy Headed Ho

If Democrats in the sex-obsessed Oregon legislature have their way this might be true. On the back of passing forced homosexuals and transvestites into the workplace Oregon Senator Margaret Carter, a black woman, wants prostitutes to be eligible for a state teaching license. Ah, diversity.

Ms. Carter thinks she can wane off the morality of her odd passion for prostitutes in the classroom by claiming it would be "invoking the gospel of redemption and forgiveness, and the sins of judgment". Ms. Carter, you're about as connected with anything moral as a turd to Godiva Chocolate. I guess she thinks herself rather clever.

Ms. Carter doesn't make any qualifications whether the prostitute can continue to moonlight or not, nor does she mention anything about academic abilities - not that academic abilities are required for a teacher in the union-controlled government public school system.

No doubt she might have friends and neighbors and maybe even family members that are or have been in the whoring business. Maybe they have stopped because they are infected with AIDS and need a cushiony government job with medical benefits. Whatever the reason, do you really think liberal union puppets care about the students?

What next you ask? It's already legal for male perverts in drag to teach in the public school - private schools too - Oregon Law, thanks to Democrats. Private schools have no choice, thanks to BIG DEMOCRAT GOVERNMENT.

Do you really think Democrats care about you, your children, or their future?

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In keeping with the sex-obsessed union-controlled government schools the Ashburn Community Elementary School is facing a lawsuit for force-feeding a homosexual movie - Brokeback Mountain - down the eyes and ears of 8th graders, inflicting at least one 17 year old with psychological distress.

Obviously a normal human would become distressed after such psychological torture - forced, no choice, and not even suppose to be seen by anyone under 18!

Good luck with your lawsuit Jessica - hope you win that and more!

Do you really think Democrats care about you, your children, or their future?

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Then there was Democrat teacher Frank G. Kauffman at Missouri State University that gave an assignment for students to write state legislators in Missouri to support adoptions by same-sex couples. When a good moral student objected she was hauled before a faculty panel on a charge of discriminating against gays.

Do you really think Democrats care about you, your children, or their future?

Seductive Wet Voluptuous Sexual Desires

Ever since animal life existed on Earth the urge to procreate has been a priority. With humans the urge often starts with the visual - curves, breasts, lips, an open mouth exposing a bit of tongue, legs, a tight ass, a pucker, those sensuous and inviting eyes, muscles in the right places, a fit and toned bod - all sorts of visual cues to get the hormones flowing.

Seems like the best way to get the attention of many Americans. Now that I got your attention I have to ask if you even care about the rising crime in our country. Illegal aliens - by their very existence in our country - are guilty of a crime. Many here are immigration fugitives - ignoring orders of deportation by our justice system.

According to Rep. Steve King, R-Iowa, who's on the Immigration Subcommittee, most illegals are young men from countries with high crime rates and criminal aliens make up 28 percent of those in federal prisons. King estimates that about 4,800 people are murdered and 3,000 children molested a year in this country by illegal aliens, people who are not supposed to be here.

The Washington Times reported way back in 2004:

About 80,000 illegal criminal aliens, including convicted murderers, rapists, drug dealers and child molesters who served prison time and were released, are loose on the streets of America, hiding from federal immigration authorities.

Those numbers reflected the ones that were caught - just think how much that count has increased since 2004 and what magnitude more are there that have not been caught.

Over 21,900 Americans murdered since 9/11 - far more than all of the US soldiers killed in Iraq and Afghanistan combined - yet there is silence. I have not seen any protests about these innocent lives taken. I have not heard Natzi Pelosi take one single step to address the 2,920 children annually that are sexually abused by illegal aliens - yet she spews the illusion of caring for the children.

They call themselves Progressive Democrats. Yeah, progressing American toward destruction.