Dress Appropriate For Halloween

Halloween - a time in the USA for legal children to go door to door for candy or whatever. It can also be a fun time for adults too. Halloween has no religious implications to me - doesn't faze me a bit since I'm not the superstitious type. I won't mention the scariest costume winner this year of Hilary Clinton since that already got enough exposure, nor will I mention the "naughty" costumes that liberals will dress their little girls in. I wish to address some adults and costumes they will wear:

Al Gore: Regretful of inventing the internet, Al will wear a box on his head that looks like a Christian Bible with a silk banner draped around his shoulder with the words "Pray for killer hurricanes". Al will go door-to-door in his favorite SUV.

John McCain: Will wear a POW outfit and giant ribbon around his neck with the words "I was a prisoner in a Democrat started war 40 years ago so vote for me". McCain will be shuffled door-to-door by a diversity of Hispanic gang members.

Liberal politicians: To make a statement of solidarity liberals across the country will wear head gear in the shape of children. They will wear banners with writing on the front "We care about children's health" and on the back "Support the right to kill babies".

AFL-CIO Chief Thug John Sweeney: Will wear a hat shaped like a carousel with figures of Ted Kennedy, Nancy Pelosi, and many other Democrats hanging like puppets - it will spin too! Boss Sweeney will go door-to-door in a throne chair carried on the backs of migrant workers. He will have thousands of union-made bags to sell to children - just $89 each.

UN Members: Will show their solidarity by wearing hats in the shape of the USA - with a sword through the middle. Draped around their shoulders will be a banner "Disassemble America Forever". Members will be escorted by CAIR members to targeted homes.

Public University Leaders: Will show their solidarity by wearing hats that look like giant lips sewn shut. Long time indoctrination centers these public school liberals will proudly stand against free speech in the USA - themselves hatefully labeling anyone with other views as "hate speech" with eventual classification as "hate crime". They won't go door-to-door since Hugo Chavez continues to send them treats.

Progressive: Football

Black Democrat murderer OJ Simpson back in jail. This scum grosses me out with his smirk on his mug shot.

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I didn't waste my time watching mutual masturbation, aka, Emmy Awards. But I did hear on the news about so many exclusive parties the celebrities bounced around to - even politicians like Al Gore. Don't you feel cozy knowing the very people that want you to cut back on your pollution, that want BIG taxes on gas so you use less, are out in their gas guzzling limos wearing clothes that probably cost more than you make in a year.

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What if that super-rich Progressive Democrat George Soros finally had enough of trying to pervert America through the normal media outlets and decided to buy entire sports leagues. Think of it - millions would be a captured audience for him to advance the Progressive Democrat agenda - already prevalent in public schools and forced upon private and public businesses.

Here are the changes for the Progressive Democrat NFL:

• It is forbidden to call a football a "pig skin" since this might offend Muslims
• Footballs will be changed to Nerf footballs since traditional footballs can hurt
  
• Players will become diversified, reflecting the population of the home state. Openings will include space for females, transgendered, and handicap, will not require previous experience, nor will they be tested for any skill
• Tackling is no longer allowed as it promotes violence and often hurts people. Tackling will be replaced with a touch or tap using only 1 finger
• Winning teams will pay for mandatory psychological trauma consultation and comfort to members of the loosing team, their coaches, and family members
• Uniforms are no longer permitted since cross dressing players would be offended they couldn't express their individuality
• Yelling from fans will not be tolerated since yelling might upset some players and result in undo stress - fans must show tolerance to all players
• Traditional coach handshakes are out and group hugs are in
• The play clock will slow to 1/2 speed if an obese person is attempting to run with the football
• The play clock will slow to 1/4 speed if the obese person is wearing a long dress, irregardless of the player's sex
• All traditional player labels are out - for example, the label "quarterback" is offensive since it infers that player is only 1/4 th of a back
• The football will no longer start from the ground, nor will players bend over since some fans might take offense of this posture - the ball will be handed to the player whose turn it is to throw it
• Alcohol drinks are forbidden at all games since Muslims find alcohol offensive
• Hostess Twinkies are to be served since these are preferred by gay males. Ding Dongs and Ho Hos are forbidden since they might offend the black population
• Any food item that uses white bread must be replaced with bread colored pink as some fans might be offended by "white"
  
• Tail gate parties are no longer possible since all fans must travel to the stadium using taxis - union taxis.
  

Always Flag Day For Harry Reid

Forging Deeper Into Socialism

Union bosses have spent billions to get Democrats elected and it's beginning to pay off. Currently their focus for a long time has been the deceptively-named legislation called "Employee Free Choice Act".

This is legislation that would prevent employees from voting secretly for or against establishing a union. It would be no different than exposure of who you are, how you voted, and opening the doors for your neighbors, co-workers, supervisors, and anyone else to harass you. If a union tries to establish a presence in a company this law would allow the union bosses to know who voted against them.

So who is pushing this "Free Choice" act? Democrats, of course. This morning I received a BS email from Democrat Senator Boxer "honoring" Ceasar Chavez - Mexican socialist. About halfway down she writes:

This year, I am working to see that Cesar Chavez's legacy is remembered as we take up important legislation for America's workers. Senator Edward Kennedy has just introduced the Employee Free Choice Act, enabling employees to form, join, or assist labor organizations and to bar unfair labor practices during organizing efforts.

Fat union Democrat honky Ted Kennedy - anywhere something union-related takes place in D.C. the union's fattest puppet will be there - count on it. That aside, employees already have the "right" to form, join, and assist unions. The "unfair labor practices" is twisted deception that refers to the secret ballot process. Unions are pressing hard for that to change - by federal law.

Earlier this month two employees at a manufacturing plant in Ohio have filed federal charges against their former labor union after going through what one right-to-work organization called "a pattern of ugly union intimidation."

Once a union gets foot they control by intimidation, extortion, threats, and deception. Are you deceived with the language of the union bosses?

Read My Four Fat Fingers

For many years labor union bosses have wanted one of their puppets high enough in government to make changes to the laws of our land - changes that would increase the power and control of the always corrupt labor machine.

Well now their most devoted bitch is in the very slot they have longed dreamed of. Come 2007 Edward Kennedy, long time union bitch, will take over the Senate Labor Committee.

For decades unions have put and kept Teddy Kennedy into office - protecting him and pumping money and influence into getting Kennedy into such a post. Of all of the possible committees do you think it is coincidence that the biggest politician on the union payrolls got this labor committee position?

The government control over the citizens is about to become more controlling that ever before. It is the mandate of liberal Democrats - the Democrats that are about to control Congress. It is within their genetic make-up to make government BIG - just watch and they will prove me right.

Two top items (of many) on the union's agenda:

1 - Use the power of the government to force companies to pay bigger wages, irregardless of skill levels. Union contracts are tied to federal minimum wage so when the minimum wage goes up the union contracts will all increase.

2 - Empower the government to force more union-free companies to become unionized (and thus take away rights of companies to protect their interests).

Hundreds of millions of dollars pour from union coffers into the hands of liberal Democrat politicians - whether union workers want those candidates or not - they have no choice.

You can bet Edward Kennedy gets a tidy bundle and now it's payback time. "On your knees bitch and do our bidding!"

Democrat Murtha Gives Finger To America

Democrat John "Pudgiest" Murtha is rip roaring MAD. Nancy "I'm so liberal" Pelosi's ordered that her sugar daddy be elected the new House majority leader but those she thought her puppets decided Democrat Steny Hoyer was the one for the position.

Nancy Pelosi is not only embarrassed that her first leadership demand was overruled, but so mad she was seen leaving the capital for an extra thick Depend Boost. What a way for the Speaker-designate to start - poor hormonal Pelosi.

Perhaps some Democrats are still embarrassed about Murtha - a former Marine turned corrupt official and traitor (even Democrats worry about his controversial ethics record) - yet still eating his daily chocolate éclairs at the Capital Mall and representing god knows who. Obviously being a Marine in one's past doesn't mean much after a few decades of mental decay.

Will Democrats prove to America they are strong on security? Duh - not!

Will Democrats prove to America they are enforcers of the law and punish businesses that hire illegal aliens? Duh - not!

Will Democrats prove to America they are pro family values and keep homosexuals from invading the traditional marriage union? Duh - not!

Will Democrats prove to America they are able to recognize the enemy? Duh - not!

Will Democrats prove to America they are willing to protect the US Constitution over global agendas? Duh - not!

Will Democrats prove to America they are willing to hold the UN accountable for atrocities, fraud, and mismanagement? Duh - not!

Will Democrats prove to America they are respectful of life - even a child's life as it is being born? Duh - not!

Will Democrats prove to America they are going reduce the size of government? Duh - never!

Will Democrats prove to America they desire to give parents freedom of choice and support school vouchers? Duh - never!

Will Democrats prove to America they are not union puppets? Duh - no way, especially with the biggest union puppet - Edwardo Kennedy - the new head (or belly) of the Health, Education, Labor, and Pensions committee.

Ah yes, it will be in interesting two years.